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MacGyver actor Richard Dean Anderson looks clueless as his car breaks down bit.ly/uiv72a it happens to the best of us.
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What happened to your MacGyver skills? Actor Richard Dean Anderson looks clueless as his car breaks...
As MacGyver, he inventively used everyday gadgets to get himself out of a sticky situation. But in real life, Richard Dean Anderson isn't quite as nifty.
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