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Greg G.

@Gregootz

Youth worker, DSW, sports fan, nerd, self proclaimed psychologist and amateur chef, movie buff, beer connoisseur, etc.

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When you retweet this, five cents will be donated to mental health initiatives in Canada.   Whale. Whale. #BellLetsTalk


The next person I see stopped near to or at the TOP OF A SET OF PUBLIC STAIRS to text on their phone is getting pushed down said stairs.


Final 2 games of covid softball season last night. 4 dingers, a triple, 2 doubles and a single. All for you #grandpa , rest easy.


Guys...I dont tweet much anymore, but I need to warn you. DONT EVER RENT A CAR FROM 'ECONOMY RENT A CAR' you'll pay double what they quote, all kinds of hidden charges buried deep. It's the worst car rental experience I have EVER HAD and I haven't even started my trip. #Terrible


Guns don't kill people... stupid, ignorant, malicious people kill people... with guns. #getwellsoonAmerica #Wisconsin #greatagainmyass


Maybe... just maybe @realDonaldTrump has smartened up... and hes using this rally to try and off some of his supporters with #COVID19 ? Nah you're right... wouldn't happen. #fullofhimself #TulsaTrumpRally #idiots


I am NOT condoning threats to any members of the @astros or their families ...BUT YOU CHEATED... at Americas favourite pastime no less. What did you expect would happen when people found out!? Give back your championship and see if that helps. #formerAstrosfan


Nerd level - just used the plural of uvula playing scrabble.


Uhhh.... Ricardo, is it? You're fired. I can maybe let you pass on the chicken part because there are some very young ones there, but otherwise - get out of my kitchen.

Gregootz's tweet image. Uhhh.... Ricardo, is it? You're fired. I can maybe let you pass on the chicken part because there are some very young ones there, but otherwise - get out of my kitchen.

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oh no did someone grab your pussy

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Deeply contemplating “Seinfeld” re-boot if I can lock up @Pete_Alonso20 for next episode of “The Boyfriend”.


I've exhausted my allowance of daily fucks to give and its not even 11:30am. Holy #TGIF


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Ben Folds is my favorite singer/songwriter/complete sentence.


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I would pay money to watch Antonio Brown and Floyd Mayweather go head-to-head in a spelling bee.


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Top Canadian Sex Positions Toronto Totem Pole Buttered Up Flapjack Muskoka Milk Bag Two-Handed Zamboni Reverse Wayne Gretzky Triple Tusk My Walrus Full Mountie Musty Goaltender Kokanee Kunt Krusher Pick Up Your Doggy Poop Style Cleaver My Beaver


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craved ice cream, so I had Greek yogurt with blueberries instead still craving ice cream except now I’m angry, too


Nature be scurry...

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Jizz: I can't believe it's nut butter!


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If someone hacked my phone they won't be able to blackmail me with nudes or anything, just videos of me trying to convince my dog to talk while promising I won't tell anyone


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