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HONK I am swimming in money. We're always open to potential investments, make sure you tweet at us with your ideas! #PluckTheGoose

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IS THIS COCAINE OR BABY POWDER? I'M GOING TO SNORT IT EITHER WAY


Just had a very productive Zoom™️ call with President Joseph R. Biden. He will be appointing me as Secretary of Malarkey, effective immediately.

GreyGooseCEO's tweet image. Just had a very productive Zoom™️ call with President Joseph R. Biden. He will be appointing me as Secretary of Malarkey, effective immediately.

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I'm buying everything~!


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so I just saw James Franco in a smokeshop and he insisted on calling hookahs 'Turkish Bagpipes'. he bought 8 lighters and paid with a check


Two fingers; musical entitty; I'm buying you


not sure who this guy is but follow me "Lee Boyd Malvo"


get fucking a giant lobster and have it crush someone to death #PutFearIntoATVShow


Pollution isn't a problem




not sure what this is but follow me fam #Wellesley2017


UBER CEO just a smart guy tryna make a buck! Ridiculous.


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Dogs are bred to be hit by 600 bolts of lightning every year.


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The Family Guy is "Megatron."


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Cats do not sell Coca Cola - North Korea and Cuba.


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