Group Chat Fire
@GroupChatFire
Telling stories from last night while getting the group fired up for another.
1: how was the weekend? 2: Already hired cleaners to sterilize
I can can't the number of things I give a fuck about on one hand
1: How's 3 doing? 2: He sent me a snap doing 5 shots in row at an empty bar then getting a limo 1: Classic #DrinkingAlone #Drunk #GroupChat
1: we should start sending each other mail 2: Lets leak some good dick pics of our crew. Get a good rep going #DickPic #ModernMan #GroupChat
1: Who put cereal, paper towel, my shoe and a jar of peanut butter in the freezer? #drunk #party #Hungover
1: Sorry for peeing on you last night 2: it's okay, I peed on you a little too.
1: u handed the bouncer $200 told him to let the whole line in & tried to use the doormat as a magic carpet. 2: Sometimes I'm fly as fuck.
1: She got a DUI, now she's banned from drinking. 2: geez banned from drinking alcohol.. glad we all banged her while we could #Valentines
1: Been renovating for 2 weeks, should be moved in by the end of the month. 2: Can't wait to host a demolition party when complete.
1: I got so drunk I ate a banana, put my dick in the peel and tried to use it as condom #Drunk #hungover #WTF #Valentines #Itwouldbegreatif
1: How many times do you think he's fucked today? 2: Under odds 1.5 over 2.5
1: I can't remember when i changed your name on my phone but it says Piss Metal Dick
1: come make dinner, we'll have tortolini 2: tortellini* 1: tortorelli 2: Tortorella, John 1: Toyota corolla 2: Artois, Stella 1: lets drink
1: I broke my nose 2: Do you have to get it reset? 1: I'll just do some blow this weekend. #Drugs #BroBible #Brocode #party #TGIF
1: Wattup cocksmans 2: Just ran into the midget from game of thrones #GameOfThrones #BroBible #BroCode #GroupChat
1: I have to go out tonight. I can't go too hard tmrw, i'm gonna try to black out and go to bed by 1
1: You were pouring red wine on your dick 2: Bleeding dick, Cumming blood
1: you were naked with about 15 foot buffer zone around you at one point with 1000s of ppl around you 2: Girls wanted to fuck
1: I fell in the bath tub shaving my anus drunk last night" #DrunkShaving #Drunk #Hungover #TGIF
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