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Grumpy Cat

@GrumpyCat_X

I hate the player. And the game. Parody account.

Today is a new day. And I hate it.


Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way... to Hell.


I believe in hate at first sight.


Of all the nine lives I've lived, this is the worst.


Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because it's dead.


This is where fun comes to die.


This is my happy face.


You only live nine times.


Good morning? There is no such thing.


Everything you love is terrible.


I don't like morning people... or mornings... or people.


I want to hear Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriend’s indie record that’s much cooler than hers.


Don't call me maybe.


Grandma got run over by a reindeer? Good.


I hate everything and you.


I'm not anti-social, I just hate most people.


If Shrek can find love, so can you. What I'm trying to say is, you look like Shrek.


Don't you hate when you buy a bag of packaged air and there's chips inside it? Pisses me off.


Aren't we supposed to catch Kony this year or was that canceled?


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