Grumpy Bus Driver
@GrumpySBDriver
This is a fictitious account of a fictitious bus driver. Just for laughs....
That was an "accidental" penis shot on my snapchat, sorry if it offended you. #Snapchatleaked #Whoopsiedoodle
If you live like tomorrow doesn't exist, you will probably contract herpes very quickly. #truth
School buses are suppose to stop at Rail-Road crossings? And to think I have been using them for ramps all this time. #schoolbussafety
Anyone else get really passionate when licking your ice cream cone? I do and for some reason it spurs disgusted looks. #notcreepy #summer
Is it the fact that I had a Blondie poster posted on the ceiling above my bed that bothered my ex or that it was a recent poster of Blondie?
For some reason this pick up line didn't go over well at KFC, "Girl, if you are you as juicy as this drumstick, I might want your number."
So you had a bad day.... “@DRUDGE_REPORT: Alabama man sues, claiming penis amputated instead of circumcised... drudge.tw/1ke9KUM”
RT if you have ever stolen a urinal cake bc they smelt good. #sorrynotsorry
That moment when someone finds your collection of Venus swimsuit magazines...... #notcreepy #relatable #swimwearmodels
Probably not the best pick up line: "D$@# girl, I would peep in your window!" #PickUpLinesThatWork #notcreepy
Lizards show their "coin" when ready to mate. I just stick my tongue out & pant at chicks while sitting at red lights. #PickUpLinesThatWork
In the bottle again, obviously my gf didn't appreciate my marriage proposal inside the Church's Chicken. Was it the greasy ring? #friedfood
Some people call Honey Boo Child and crew a bunch of hick-bred idiots. I call them family. #family #honeybooboo #honeybooboo4prez
Was told today that playing "Sexual Healing" by Marvin Gaye on my bus loaded w/kids was inappropriate. Really? How you think they got here!
#feminismisawful because the idea that women could be equal and as respected as men is disrespectful to men.
All these social problems going on these days! We really need to start thinking about ending this whole #feminism thing. #feminismisawful
One day on the bus, I made a black kid sit with a white kid. I would like to think of myself as an activist.#endracism 1 bus seat at a time.
I'm so tired and hungry when I get in, in the evenings that I'm just looking for something quick and easy. Story of my life! #ilikethemeasy
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