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Guapo

@Guaps

606 citizen of Chicago, Catholic convert, uke player, Democrat, cartoon doodler, crossword addict.

If you put it in your wishlist, it’ll soon be forgotten. But put it in your cart, it’ll soon be yours.


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When you wake up and you don’t know what happened last night..


Guys, the full expression goes “when he says jump, we say how high ON THE WAY UP!” It’s not funny without the last part. Got it??


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This is the best ad of the election

EXCLUSIVE: New ad from Eric Swalwell depicts Donald Trump in the ‘home’ where he really belongs



So, you’re trying to have an intelligent conversation with your doctor, only to realize you’ve been putting the emphasis on the wrong syllable of your prescription medicine.


Mother always put butter on our peanut butter sandwiches. Always.


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What if every sport used a bowling ball? 🎳


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The "No Kings" protest in Washington DC is massive! Over 100,000 people are expected. It seems like even more than that may already be there! America is fed up with Trump! #NoKings


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I love people with a sense of humor. 😂


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But RFK Jr.? He’s different. He’s not just dumb. He’s majestic dumb. Dumb that glows. Dumb with wings. Dumb that makes other dumb look up and say, “One day, I wanna be like him.” open.substack.com/pub/jojofromje…


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I can make the following statement because this is what multiple studies have shown: If your child has is on the autism spectrum, it is NOT because you took Acetaminophen while you were pregnant. ACETAMINOPHEN. DOES. NOT. CAUSE. AUTISM. There’s no proven causal link.…


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Breaking Bad has an alternate ending on DVD where Bryan Cranston wakes up as Hal from Malcolm in the Middle — revealing the entire series was just a nightmare.


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How I wish we had a leader at the helm right now who was capable of turning the temperature down. Someone capable of compassion. Someone who can and will say that there is no place for political violence in this country. Ever. Oh how I wish.


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When he called Mexicans rapists, Republicans moved the line. When he mocked a disabled reporter, they moved the line. When he demeaned John McCain for being a POW and insulted a Gold Star family, they moved the line. When he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, they moved…

JoJoFromJerz's tweet image. When he called Mexicans rapists, Republicans moved the line.

When he mocked a disabled reporter, they moved the line.
When he demeaned John McCain for being a POW and insulted a Gold Star family, they moved the line.

When he bragged about grabbing women by the pussy, they moved…

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Hashtag: Fact.

Judianna's tweet image. Hashtag: Fact.

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If a tuba player, mid song, serves you a 4 piece right, you shouldn’t be allowed to attend any football game ever again.


There is no Kokomo in the Florida Keys. Dang.


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Whoever dubbed this is great! 😂😂


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