Mario
@GuidryCockapoo
I'm usually confined to the house - until I decide to break for my freedom, that is. Thanks for leaving the door open, Joy and Emma!
Man, I gotta pee, but I'm too tired. Maybe I'll do it at 3:30am...
Ok, they took me for a car ride today, but wouldn't give me any ice cream! What gives?
Hey, @cnguidry - that beef jerky that @guidryjd has on top of the fridge... I WANT IT! He can't eat it anyway.
Hey, @cnguidry, where'd you go? You just got back and you leave me already???
The four noisemakers are back. How am I supposed to get my nap now?
(Paw, Paw Paw). Hey, @guidryjd, it's 2:30AM! I need to pee! Get up and let me outside!
Oh, it's the mailman! Bark, Bark, Bark! There, he went away. Works every time!
Hmph, @guidryjd left me home alone again today. I'm going to tear up this roll of paper towels. That'll show him who's boss.
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