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Toronto’s ONLY horror-themed comedy show! Now in its 7th year! Comedians live-roast a horror movie at @comedybar!

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I want a Ouija Board with emojis


GUTS FOR LAUGHS! Wednesday at Comedy Bar! No one screams at movies better than the way we scream at movies! This month’s victim is “Intruder”! Evidently, it’s about a boom mic operator in a doorway. Free snaxxx and best audience tweet wins beer! Ticket link in bio!

GutsForLaughs's tweet image. GUTS FOR LAUGHS! Wednesday at Comedy Bar! No one screams at movies better than the way we scream at movies! This month’s victim is “Intruder”! Evidently, it’s about a boom mic operator in a doorway. Free snaxxx and best audience tweet wins beer! Ticket link in bio!

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Hello, is this Freddy Krueger? "Speaking." Will you stop murdering me and my friends in our sleep? "...no."

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"Speaking." 

Will you stop murdering me and my friends in our sleep? 

"...no."

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I always get an A+ in jokes about the Portuguese.

#GutsForLaughs is back this Wednesday at @comedybar on Bloor! Our comic panel will be grading 1981’s “Final Exam”! Get your tickets now, because unlike your stats final, this show won’t leave you “glad you passed”! Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/guts-for…

GutsForLaughs's tweet image. #GutsForLaughs is back this Wednesday at @comedybar on Bloor! Our comic panel will be grading 1981’s “Final Exam”! Get your tickets now, because unlike your stats final, this show won’t leave you “glad you passed”!

Tickets:
comedybar.ca/shows/guts-for…


#GutsForLaughs is back this Wednesday at @comedybar on Bloor! Our comic panel will be grading 1981’s “Final Exam”! Get your tickets now, because unlike your stats final, this show won’t leave you “glad you passed”! Tickets: comedybar.ca/shows/guts-for…

GutsForLaughs's tweet image. #GutsForLaughs is back this Wednesday at @comedybar on Bloor! Our comic panel will be grading 1981’s “Final Exam”! Get your tickets now, because unlike your stats final, this show won’t leave you “glad you passed”!

Tickets:
comedybar.ca/shows/guts-for…

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Will CBD make me less of a werewolf? Asking for a werewolf.


When you’re struggling in a toxic relationship but you’re still happy for all your friends having a good time out there.


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How did Hellraiser sleep?


We’re talking the most shit about “Dead Pit” tonight at @comedybar 9PM! I think it’s about Rudy Juliani on laundry day? Free snaxx and best/worst tweets get prizes! Snag tix here: comedybar.ca/show.php?Event…

GutsForLaughs's tweet image. We’re talking the most shit about “Dead Pit” tonight at @comedybar 9PM! I think it’s about Rudy Juliani on laundry day? Free snaxx and best/worst tweets get prizes! Snag tix here: comedybar.ca/show.php?Event…

That’s a top 3 for me. Will expect kisses.

The hottest thing a person can do is to put Jason Takes Manhattan in the top five of their Friday the 13th rankings.



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What is this boy trying to tell us?

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Comedians will tear each other down and meanwhile almost assuredly die having made less of a cultural impact than say, the mom from Gremlins? #SmallerThePotatoes #BiggerTheEgos


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It's Friday the 13th and my album has dropped like a bowl of cabbage. Sweep it up and check it out! smarturl.it/ClareBelford

clarebelford's tweet image. It's Friday the 13th and my album has dropped like a bowl of cabbage. Sweep it up and check it out!

smarturl.it/ClareBelford

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Freddy Krueger has taken many forms, but this is him at his most powerful

joeledmiston's tweet image. Freddy Krueger has taken many forms, but this is him at his most powerful

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Won a Halloween crop top at @gutsforlaughs and it made me scary AND hot. 📸 @xoboflowers

TheRyanDillon's tweet image. Won a Halloween crop top at @gutsforlaughs and it made me scary AND hot. 

📸 @xoboflowers

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I’ve been practicing my schtick by yelling at REAL Portuguese people all weekend. Hope to see you tonight!

Tonight 9PM at @comedybar five comedians get strapped to chairs, their eyelids pried open with toothpicks, and are forced to mock the plot structure of “Mausoleum”: a movie that does not take place in a mausoleum! Free COVID-safe snacks! Best tweet wins beer! Ticket link in bio!

GutsForLaughs's tweet image. Tonight 9PM at @comedybar five comedians get strapped to chairs, their eyelids pried open with toothpicks, and are forced to mock the plot structure of “Mausoleum”: a movie that does not take place in a mausoleum! Free COVID-safe snacks! Best tweet wins beer! Ticket link in bio!


Tonight 9PM at @comedybar five comedians get strapped to chairs, their eyelids pried open with toothpicks, and are forced to mock the plot structure of “Mausoleum”: a movie that does not take place in a mausoleum! Free COVID-safe snacks! Best tweet wins beer! Ticket link in bio!

GutsForLaughs's tweet image. Tonight 9PM at @comedybar five comedians get strapped to chairs, their eyelids pried open with toothpicks, and are forced to mock the plot structure of “Mausoleum”: a movie that does not take place in a mausoleum! Free COVID-safe snacks! Best tweet wins beer! Ticket link in bio!

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Tell you the truth, I feel like that even after a cool 500k.

Sunday, 9PM at @comedybar! Our panel @Nick_Beaton, @Hunter_Collins, @xoboflowers and @chrislockeworld rip into some 80s schlock! You know what that means: lasers, prosthetics and bush! Tell everyone who thinks gross stuff is cool! Tickets: comedybar.ca/show.php?Event…

GutsForLaughs's tweet image. Sunday, 9PM at @comedybar! Our panel @Nick_Beaton, @Hunter_Collins, @xoboflowers and @chrislockeworld rip into some 80s schlock! You know what that means: lasers, prosthetics and bush! Tell everyone who thinks gross stuff is cool! Tickets: comedybar.ca/show.php?Event…


Sunday, 9PM at @comedybar! Our panel @Nick_Beaton, @Hunter_Collins, @xoboflowers and @chrislockeworld rip into some 80s schlock! You know what that means: lasers, prosthetics and bush! Tell everyone who thinks gross stuff is cool! Tickets: comedybar.ca/show.php?Event…

GutsForLaughs's tweet image. Sunday, 9PM at @comedybar! Our panel @Nick_Beaton, @Hunter_Collins, @xoboflowers and @chrislockeworld rip into some 80s schlock! You know what that means: lasers, prosthetics and bush! Tell everyone who thinks gross stuff is cool! Tickets: comedybar.ca/show.php?Event…

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