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We know Major Tom's a junkie - Strung out in heaven's high - Hitting an all-time low... ⚡US equity & stuff. Pattern recognition human pressing buttons. Based.☩

Hahaha ded 💀

taylor swift getting her white picket fence ending is going to mentally holocaust an entire generation of millennial liberal women who were told everything is going to be okay and you dont need no man or babies. its going to get ugly



Headlines that make you go… wait whatf?… 🤔😶🫠 #NothingMatters

HFMajorTom's tweet image. Headlines that make you go… wait whatf?… 🤔😶🫠
#NothingMatters

I have heard on X "it's different this time..." so... x.com/MidwestHedgie/…

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"Picasso at a garage sale"... 🤔 What stage of the cycle is this? $IREN

HFMajorTom's tweet image. "Picasso at a garage sale"... 🤔
What stage of the cycle is this?
$IREN

Same. But more. 🫠

Famous last words but there are so few people out there believing that the market could have any kind of meaningful correction and so much levered spec money loading up on shit at the top, quite the setup for this whole thing to have a spectacular blow up... 📈📉💥 $SPY $QQQ



When you make the mistake of posting on one of them cult shitcos... Laser eyes have been replaced by red capitalized letter but same crowd, same insults & same memes, no understanding of math and basic finance (which is an advantage in the current environment I have to admit🫠)

HFMajorTom's tweet image. When you make the mistake of posting on one of them cult shitcos...
Laser eyes have been replaced by red capitalized letter but same crowd, same insults & same memes, no understanding of math and basic finance (which is an advantage in the current environment I have to admit🫠)

In the light of recent events, I'd like to ask again: ARE WE IN A FUCKING SIMULATION OR IS THIS REAL LIFE? 😶

New York City, I can see a future with you. And it’s one we can afford. Our new ad just aired during The Golden Bachelor.



Stock up 6.8% because nothing matters... $SOUN

$SOUN is under risk of losing one of its largest customers, Stellantis: "Stellantis and Mistral AI to Accelerate AI Integration Across Automaker’s Operations". wsj.com/tech/ai/stella…



Ded 💀😆🤣


Sooo.... I know nothing matters and all, but having a very large already established competitor offering equivalent product as you today while you are still years away from being able to do so with an unproven technology and no track record of execution, is that bad?... 🤔 $ASTS

Starlink Direct to Cell delivered its first text message in early 2024, and a few months later demonstrated video-calling. Today, we’re so proud to support continuous data, video, voice, and messaging across 5 continents. Thank you to all our partners who leverage this…



AI was here. 🌊 Google cuts more than 100 design-related roles in cloud unit cnb.cx/3VLxiW6


Why tho?... 😒 (Another one for the "shit you don't see at the bottom" bin...)

Today, after spending 10 years trading interest rate derivatives at two hedge funds, I’m launching the first of its kind leveraged ETF on Tesla (the most transformative company in the world) that buys asymmetric, limited-loss call options on Tesla on top of a core long position…



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so cooked.

Sound on.



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