HMHSecurity's profile picture. Security Officer for Haddonfield Memorial Hospital. Food connoisseur. Expert padlock flicker. I hate cats!

Mr. Garrett

@HMHSecurity

Security Officer for Haddonfield Memorial Hospital. Food connoisseur. Expert padlock flicker. I hate cats!

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Man this hospital is spooky. Looks like my snacks are all accounted for. Time to lock myself in


Mr. Garrett reposted

Happy Birthday to Jamie Lee Curtis 🎂 #ScreamQueen #LaurieStrode 🎃

HalloweenVerse's tweet image. Happy Birthday to Jamie Lee Curtis 🎂 
#ScreamQueen #LaurieStrode 🎃

Getting sleepy…

HMHSecurity's tweet image. Getting sleepy…

The scariest thing about Halloween are the black cats

HMHSecurity's tweet image. The scariest thing about Halloween are the black cats

My mom said there’s no age limit on trick or treating. Besides I want a free ham sandwich with mustard

You’re too old for trick-or-treating.



Mr. Garrett reposted

HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃 #Halloween #Halloween2025


Getting sleepy…

HMHSecurity's tweet image. Getting sleepy…

The hospital said I can’t have Halloween off. Dang it! I was gonna go trick or treating. I heard Mrs. Elrod has king size Snickers and ham sandwiches

HMHSecurity's tweet image. The hospital said I can’t have Halloween off. Dang it! I was gonna go trick or treating. I heard Mrs. Elrod has king size Snickers and ham sandwiches

Just finished up my round checks. I don’t see anything here. I think I’m gonna sneak outta here and get Burger King while no one sees me. I’ll leave the doors unlocked for you Karen

HMHSecurity's tweet image. Just finished up my round checks. I don’t see anything here. I think I’m gonna sneak outta here and get Burger King while no one sees me. I’ll leave the doors unlocked for you Karen

Mr. Garrett reposted

Happy 47th Anniversary to the all time classic! John Carpenter’s Halloween was released October 25th, 1978 #Halloween 🎃


Same. Might sneak out to Wendy’s

HMHSecurity's tweet image. Same. Might sneak out to Wendy’s

Stuck at work!



Mr. Garrett reposted

Happy Birthday to the GOAT Michael Myers! Born October 19th, 1957 #MichaelMyers 🎂

HalloweenVerse's tweet image. Happy Birthday to the GOAT Michael Myers!
Born October 19th, 1957 #MichaelMyers 🎂

Mr. Garrett reposted

Halloween II (1981) is now playing on AMC #FearFest 🏥


I can’t I’m at work


I wish I would have taken that job at Arby’s instead

That’s so creepy.



The cats here love eating my food

I have a feeling you’re way off on that.



This hospital is spooky in October. A big cat is trying to steal my McDonalds from the store room

HMHSecurity's tweet image. This hospital is spooky in October. A big cat is trying to steal my McDonalds from the store room

Getting sleepy..

HMHSecurity's tweet image. Getting sleepy..

I think it was a giant cat

I hope Mr. Garrett catches whoever has been breaking into the store room.

Janet_HMH's tweet image. I hope Mr. Garrett catches whoever has been breaking into the store room.


No it was a Silver Shamrock commercial. It’s kind of catchy

wonder if they’re watching “Total Request Live.”

Deckard_Myles's tweet image. wonder if they’re watching “Total Request Live.”


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