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Tom Hackimer

@HackAttackimer

not parody, not particularly serious either.

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Please disregard the first pitch, I slipped. Otherwise, have arm, will pitch (or something like that), please tell your friends, tell your enemies, I’ll pitch anywhere any time

Sidearmer Tom Hackimer (@HackAttackimer) full pro day bullpen 🔥



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Who do we think is on the cover?

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i shit you not i just saw an entire cluster of people walking down the street as pitbull



You are not going to believe who is actually throwing in this video

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Staffcast! @HackAttackimer and I are joined by @lund_carson to talk about Eephus, inspiration for characters, fake names, procuring used pants, losing open spaces, roadside attractions, Wayne Diamond, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/65-… open.spotify.com/episode/7lXgsj…


Many people have asked me if this man is throwing sidearm or over the top. The answer is: yes

I’m obsessed with this guy on IG reels throwing pitches



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Staffcast! @HackAttackimer and I are joined by Christopher Crawford to talk about DENNIS, Idi Amin's Mets, striking out Cal Raleigh, St John's finest, sneaking whoppers, ruining card markets, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/64-… open.spotify.com/episode/6BF1nN…


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Staffcast! @HackAttackimer and I are joined by Christopher Crawford to talk about DENNIS, Idi Amin's Mets, striking out Cal Raleigh, St John's finest, sneaking whoppers, ruining card markets, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/64-… open.spotify.com/episode/6BF1nN…



I hate when I decide something is tomorrow’s problem and then tomorrow happens


Once you’ve been to Orc City, you’ll never stop wanting to beat the Elvish King to death with your bare hands


I did this but I called it a Dew Driver because it’s like a screwdriver but instead of orange juice you’re using Mountain Dew

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka i could find and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it's green and turns you into an orc



It’s kind of insane that Pet Sounds goes from Sloop John B directly into God Only Knows


I think that it was generally the right move to make the intentional walk automatic in baseball because 99% of the time nothing happens and it takes time, but on the other hand the 1% is absolutely electric like what just happened in the WCWS final


Recently reread Catcher in the Rye and realized that Holden is mostly just a 16 year old boy which made me realize that my dislike of this book when I read it in high school was basically just

HackAttackimer's tweet image. Recently reread Catcher in the Rye and realized that Holden is mostly just a 16 year old boy which made me realize that my dislike of this book when I read it in high school was basically just

I made this video a few years ago about Mike Marshall and how insane his peak career was and how much hus impact on the game has sort of faded and it got copyright struck, I have re-edited and uploaded it, so check it out (: youtu.be/QIhPXSSJEvQ

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BREAKING: George Wendt, the actor best known for playing Norm Peterson on the long-running sitcom "Cheers," has died. He was 76. abcnews.link/KGn5EpX

ABC's tweet image. BREAKING: George Wendt, the actor best known for playing Norm Peterson on the long-running sitcom "Cheers," has died. He was 76. abcnews.link/KGn5EpX

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Staffcast! @HackAttackimer and I are joined by @emmabaccellieri to talk about Richard Nixon’s love life, conclave pranks, getting into shows too late, 7-Up Origins, Quora freaks, weird subreddits, and more! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/sta… open.spotify.com/episode/56EV3d…


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