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Sometimes I run, sometimes I cry & sometimes i'm scared of you.

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*Disney announces actress playing Ariel is not a white redhead* Comment section:

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Former NFL player Ray Lewis was spotted at an event listening to a worship artist, and you could see the Spirit moving. When faith starts tugging on a man like that, it shows even champions are chasing something greater than glory.



I just rapped all the words to Salt-N-Pepa's "Shoop" & had ZERO shame doing so... Line starts to the left ladies.


If my next relationship isn’t on this type of energy, I don’t want it

HackMorris's tweet image. If my next relationship isn’t on this type of energy, I don’t want it

The recent surge in violence these past few years is a direct correlation to the drastic drop of sax solos in our songs. It’s science.


China has invented disposable plastic tongue covers that block taste, letting you swallow bitter medicines without tasting them. [📹 InfoWorld]



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Alright I’m going to give away 10 hats 🧢 How to enter : 1. Like and retweet this tweet 2. Must follow @TrueBrvnd 3. Tag one person you’re thankful for this holiday season !! I’ll pick 10 winners tomorrow and you can pick your hat 🫡

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How to enter :

1. Like and retweet this tweet 
2. Must follow @TrueBrvnd 
3. Tag one person you’re thankful for this holiday season !! 

I’ll pick 10 winners tomorrow and you can pick your hat 🫡

I’m going to give away some hats for Thanksgiving. Sound cool?



“You ready for Christmas?” Me:

HackMorris's tweet image. “You ready for Christmas?”

Me:

My kids, after I tell them we can get McDonald’s on the way home

HackMorris's tweet image. My kids, after I tell them we can get McDonald’s on the way home

There are two types of people in the world: Those that love Good Charlotte. Those that are living life wrong & probably don’t return their shopping carts to the designated area. Do better.


Me: “I’m gonna give you the night of your life!” Also Me:

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When you’re in a group project, do nothing but still get an A+

HackMorris's tweet image. When you’re in a group project, do nothing but still get an A+

Stuffed animal better chill before it gets it 👀

HackMorris's tweet image. Stuffed animal better chill before it gets it 👀

Me, after I promise a group of kids I’ll take them white water rafting but I blow them off for a hot flight attendant

HackMorris's tweet image. Me, after I promise a group of kids I’ll take them white water rafting but I blow them off for a hot flight attendant

You: “KING OF QUEENS isn’t even funny” Me to you:

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Me to you:

Laura Loomer just came back from her failed surgery trip in Israel. What happened to her face?



Whenever I see someone whose life is a complete shitshow giving advice on their FB posts, all I think of is when Jerry Springer would give his Final Thought after he just had an episode about twin prostitutes fist-fighting over who gets to marry their gender neutral midget cousin


When you’re out in public & the edible kicks in…

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The “But her emails!” crowd the last couple of days

HackMorris's tweet image. The “But her emails!” crowd the last couple of days

When you break your No Nut November

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Mood:

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