Thyfault
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This is my Anti-social media account. I can't find the other one.
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I want Cowboy Bebop over Fooly Clooy, if you can’t understand that, get on with your bad self.
Liberator vs captor. “Yeah, that doesn’t matter in the United States of America.”
I was tragically alive for two weeks of 2024. Now I live vicariously through my Baldur’s Gate character after I get home from work and gym, do not talk to me.
The fact that “Grammar Nazi” is the term and not “Grammar Gestapo” proves that it was coined by someone unfamiliar with alliteration.
Living a life of true righteousness is telling yourself "This is fucking bullshit." Every second of every day.
If you don't say "Waddabout me, da consumer?" each and every day, are you really an American?
I've heard someone call children "crotch goblins" before. I'm glad that not everyone wants or is required to birth their crotch goblins in Kansas. 👍
So I'm writing a story rn and it has led me to discover that the term is "catty corner" not "caddy corner". Apparently it comes from the French word for four, which is pronounced "catghue"... Bro, what even is the English language?
It seems this damnable conflict has claimed everyone's passions of late. Me? I prefer my memes, and my struggle with mental illness.
What would people say before they said "Pics or it didn't happen."? I think they'd just make you swear on your honor and then all you have to do is lie again, easy
The year is 2044 and the Space Pope has just declared this bit of culture as "...more threatening to democracy and humanity's moral fiber than The Communist Manifesto"
New idea: single-payment, one-time session with a psychologist to review the memes saved to your phone and explain how they reflect the maladaptive behaviors in your life
"Well if you were 'Just living your life.' You'd be fighting a racoon for a scrap of food right now, so check your privilege."
Taking off my hoodie and touching a switch plate screw just to feel something... 😔😔😔😔
Aw geez guys, I've been saying "classy" instead of "classist" this whole time... Whoops
Don't give them the power, don't give them the satisfaction. Don't purge your email inbox, just let it sit. What could possibly happen? Microsoft sends you an EMAIL??
STG: I'm getting Tourettes Guy's face and iconic neck collar tattooed on my lower back someday. My contribution to modern society right there.
Donnie Darko was realeased waaaay too early, God's Plan by Hip-Hop superstar Drake would have made that OST.
United States Trends
- 1. Belichick N/A
- 2. Nebraska N/A
- 3. Michigan N/A
- 4. Bill Polian N/A
- 5. #WWENXT N/A
- 6. Staged N/A
- 7. Hall of Fame N/A
- 8. Brady N/A
- 9. Palat N/A
- 10. Rutgers N/A
- 11. #DelcyLaVozDeLaPaz N/A
- 12. Ilhan Omar N/A
- 13. #iubb N/A
- 14. Spygate N/A
- 15. HOFer N/A
- 16. #WonderMan N/A
- 17. Tillis N/A
- 18. Mast N/A
- 19. #TheMaskedSinger N/A
- 20. Gruden N/A
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