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retweet for mighty taco like for taco bell trying to prove a point
Today may be the 2nd time I ever step foot into @KurtHarlock ‘s house. I’ve been his friend for nearly a decade, lol.
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Powder in car during DUI arrest was Grandpa's ashes, not drugs, report says fxn.ws/2HtgSh2
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