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To be old & wise, you must first have to be young & stupid.
Nothing's more fun than doing what people say you can't do!
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles Schulz
A woman is like a tea bag: you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. - Nancy Reagan
Longest minute of life: waiting for food to come out of the microwave.
When I was kid, my social network was called "outside".
Yes, I've made mistakes. Life doesn't come with instructions.
DO NOT RETWEET THIS..... Unless you're a sexy beast.
I hate when people talk to me only when they need something. Like fuck off maybe
When a girl says "have fun" to a boy, It usually means: "Have a fucking horrible time."
I don't need to control my anger. Everybody around me needs to control their habit of pissing me the fuck off.
I'm not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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