HardKnocksSam's profile picture. im the self declared tetris champion of the world. im also the funniest girl i know. you can find me in bed, eating froot loops straight from the box.

Samantha

@HardKnocksSam

im the self declared tetris champion of the world. im also the funniest girl i know. you can find me in bed, eating froot loops straight from the box.

whenever my dog lies this way (which is everyday), it makes me wonder if @JesseThorn would find her amusing and if it would cause him to do his signature “this animal is funny” laugh. 🤔 hmmm.


pink hair and purple eyes. im so colorful. 💖💜

HardKnocksSam's tweet image. pink hair and purple eyes. im so colorful. 💖💜

forgive the ridiculousness of this poll, but i still need to do it. where is Egypt located?


why do i live here?

HardKnocksSam's tweet image. why do i live here?

may i just say..... i am LOVING trump’s Twitter feed. it is thoroughly amusing.


i can finally end my self imposed travel ban to America! 🥳


best accidental birthday gift! they read my letter on the judge john @hodgman podcast this week. 🥳 check it out. im basically famous now. no big deal.

HardKnocksSam's tweet image. best accidental birthday gift! they read my letter on the judge john @hodgman podcast this week. 🥳

check it out. im basically famous now. no big deal.

home alone. eating pizza in bed. what a great birthday. 😬

HardKnocksSam's tweet image. home alone. eating pizza in bed. what a great birthday. 😬

happy birthday to me! 🥳

HardKnocksSam's tweet image. happy birthday to me! 🥳

“Purple Galaxy” contacts! thoughts?

HardKnocksSam's tweet image. “Purple Galaxy” contacts! thoughts?

this is the beautiful puzzle i received for supporting the Judge John @hodgman podcast during the Max Fun Drive last year for @MaxFunHQ. im finally ready to present my completed work. and here it is! i don’t mean to brag, but im really good at puzzles.

HardKnocksSam's tweet image. this is the beautiful puzzle i received for supporting the Judge John @hodgman podcast during the Max Fun Drive last year for @MaxFunHQ.

im finally ready to present my completed work. and here it is! i don’t mean to brag, but im really good at puzzles.
HardKnocksSam's tweet image. this is the beautiful puzzle i received for supporting the Judge John @hodgman podcast during the Max Fun Drive last year for @MaxFunHQ.

im finally ready to present my completed work. and here it is! i don’t mean to brag, but im really good at puzzles.

my sister sent me this vid. she found a coupon book that i made for her when i was little. omg the last page is AMAZING! 😂 im dying.


this isn’t photobombing. it’s “holy f. Medusa is so terrifying, she has an entire room to herself.” #UffiziGallery #Caravaggio

HardKnocksSam's tweet image. this isn’t photobombing.

it’s “holy f. Medusa is so terrifying, she has an entire room to herself.”

#UffiziGallery
#Caravaggio

hi. it’s me again. fine. i’ll stop. #Primavera

HardKnocksSam's tweet image. hi. it’s me again.

fine. i’ll stop.

#Primavera

photobombing “The Birth Of Venus”. why, yes! i AM so classy. thank you. #Botticelli #UffiziGallery

HardKnocksSam's tweet image. photobombing “The Birth Of Venus”.

why, yes! i AM so classy. thank you.

#Botticelli
#UffiziGallery

what a beautifully sunny day. #ArnoRiver

HardKnocksSam's tweet image. what a beautifully sunny day.

#ArnoRiver

what a beautifully gloomy day.

HardKnocksSam's tweet image. what a beautifully gloomy day.

SWISS CHOCOLATE? no. thank YOU. 🍫🥰

HardKnocksSam's tweet image. SWISS CHOCOLATE?

no.

thank YOU.

🍫🥰

am i the only person who cringes at the sound of “expresso” instead of “espresso”, and “excetera” instead of “etcetera”? no? just me? cmon. don’t make me feel like a pronunciation snob. excetera. 🤢 k bye.


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