The only guy getting pussy at this year's #ComicCon is Emmanuel Lesis. I'm here at the convention, no one else is getting laid. #Webster
I used to watch the #LittleRascals and now my probation officer says I can't because it rowls me up too much to cause mischief.
#Sylvester Stallone is one bad mother fucker. Hey Sly, "Over the Top" remake... PLEASE!!!!!??????
#Icantstop farting. I had one of those #AuntJemima frozen croissant sandwiches this morning. Black bitch know how to make a brotha gassy.
#Inception Total mind blow that Ellen Page is considered a good actress, isn't it?
#LoveParade ? Is that like #GayParade ? Gays are filled with love... and they shoot it all over each other's body parts... a lot!
The only problem with only owning a miniature pony? Getting my fat ass in my miniature saddle.
I would really love to see @levarburton on #TheDoctors, but I just don't know how I will ever live to see that dream a reality.
I don't really have sympathy for closeted #Gays any longer. It's 2010! Go ahead, suck a dick in public!
Bottom Line: Don't host an open mic night if you bat shit out ya mine pathetic ass crazy. ~ Al Wilson Jr.
They just broke up obviously, and decided to give "my ex is crazy rants" instead of jokes. Real jovial crowd. Such great comedic energy
The heat in this city is turning pple crazy, the open mic was full YET I got to watch a male comedian and the female host exchange barbs
Aint got no chicken to eat or a guitar to strum. I'm gonna hit an open mic @eastvillecomedy
I hate to say it but the city smells like a mixture of ass and cheese today. Fall... hurry! #NYC
Met my pot dealer Red on the corner today, he had lines in his fade and was in a rush to go see his daughter at his mom's house. #TrueStory
Met a guy named Joel today but he pronounces it all european n shit, 'Jo-elle'. Dude was from Illinois. Still plays a mean #CallofDuty
#EatPrayLove looks like such a shitty movie, I got diarrhea during the trailer and missed the first fifteen minutes of #TwilightEclipse
#EatPrayLove looks like the type of film they used to show the Jews at Auschvitz right before they gassed em. #TrueStory
Eat Pray Love with #Julia Roberts comes out soon. U know what else comes out soon? A new strain of Herpes. I prefer the latter. #EatPrayLove
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