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@HashProphet

I write stuff. Sometime it's funny,

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Spider leg eyelashes. Gross


An alarming amount of my stories start with, "so I didn't have any pants on..." It makes telling stories to family a bit awkward


My nail polish is chipped and I wanna rage


I don't know why I bother to be bothered but I'm bothered


I should have left for work by now but I'm sitting around in my underwear eating toast and tweeting


I feel like thinning put my twitter feed but I hate unfollowing people :'(


I feel really sick, but it's wings day so I have to rally


My coffee table has a water ring on it from my bong #stonerproblems


Root beer ammirite


I want underwear with pockets to wear around my house so I can be pants free but still have a place for my phone


Do you think that tweeting is okay at work if i got i trouble for texting? I think so!


Very nearly dropped my phone in a dish of dirty scallop potato mess


But why am I wearing pants right now?


Oh my god I'm lost


I have a bad headache, so that means I get to tweet instead of work, right? Right??


I was trying to carefully put my tea bag in the garbage and immediate dropped it on my lap. Today I tea bagged myself


Today when I gave my boss her coffee she didn't even look at me. Life of an office bitch


Can I just never go back to work? Please? Pretty please??


Google-ing pictures of nachos. This is what my life has become


Some times I really miss having friends, but then I remember I hate people


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