Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody||
@HauntedSergeant
So, falling off a train sucks. Know what sucks more? Being a fucking ghost, literally. #NotInterestedCauseImAGhostDumbass #BoonieBaby
"Call me Casper and I will fuck you up." 》Ghost, literally. I fell off a train, Hydra dug me up. 》Sergeant. Asshole. Sniper. 》Knower of weird facts. 》@InkedPatriotism, did you know Female kangaroos have three vaginas? 》Crossover and OC Friendly. 》Author: @BoondockBaby
I can't do shit, I'm a ghost and I don't have a dick... Or at least not one I can feel.
Bread. The other other white not meat. [Smirks]
I would say grab my dick, but yeah... [Pouts]
So what I can't do because my dick doesn't work because I am a got damn ghost.
Half and half depending on the Bucky.
[Looks at followers] No... Fucking no, nope. Not happening.
"Take my heart and drag me to hell..." ✯ #Sadist ✯ Captain. Ruthless. Psychopath. Asshole. Dominant. ✯ Slightly Cannibalistic. Blood Play. Power Hungry. ✯ Will burn the world down for, @SavageChimera, he is all that matters. ✯ Single SL. ✯ Author: @BoondockBaby
[Winks at him and smirks] Yeah, you know you want it, Stevie.
Just sits back and enjoys the show. And what a fucking show it is.
[Ghost grinding is so a thing and proceeds to do it to @InkedPatriotism] youtube.com/watch?v=PMivT7…
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