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Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody||

@HauntedSergeant

So, falling off a train sucks. Know what sucks more? Being a fucking ghost, literally. #NotInterestedCauseImAGhostDumbass #BoonieBaby

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"Call me Casper and I will fuck you up." 》Ghost, literally. I fell off a train, Hydra dug me up. 》Sergeant. Asshole. Sniper. 》Knower of weird facts. 》@InkedPatriotism, did you know Female kangaroos have three vaginas? 》Crossover and OC Friendly. 》Author: @BoondockBaby


Makes me want to bang you into next week. And if I had a dick I would. #TrueStory


I can't do shit, I'm a ghost and I don't have a dick... Or at least not one I can feel.


Bread. The other other white not meat. [Smirks]


I would say grab my dick, but yeah... [Pouts]

"Oh, no. I'm /so/ scared. Whatever shall I do?"



So what I can't do because my dick doesn't work because I am a got damn ghost.


Half and half depending on the Bucky.


[Looks at followers] No... Fucking no, nope. Not happening.


Sgt. James B. Barnes - ||Parody|| reposted

"Take my heart and drag me to hell..." ✯ #Sadist ✯ Captain. Ruthless. Psychopath. Asshole. Dominant. ✯ Slightly Cannibalistic. Blood Play. Power Hungry. ✯ Will burn the world down for, @SavageChimera, he is all that matters. ✯ Single SL. ✯ Author: @BoondockBaby


[Winks at him and smirks] Yeah, you know you want it, Stevie.

Just sits back and enjoys the show. And what a fucking show it is.



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