Have A Laugh!
@HaveALaugh15
Follow us and we'll follow you (although we're reaching our follow limit at the moment, sorry!). Send us a joke and we'll retweet it. And most of all, enjoy!
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We might not be updating so much from now on, as we set up as part of a competition to get the most followers (we won!) We may update a bit.
Why do Daleks like apples? An apple a day keeps the Doctor away!
Why did the lady have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
How do you stop a bull charging? Take away it's credit card.
Why was everyone jumping for joy? Because Joy was stuck to the roof.
There won't be so many laughs tomorrow as Nick and I are busy for much of the day... but keep on sharing us please!
Waiter, this water is cloudy! No sir, it's the glass that's dirty.
Polish Man: I think she is trying to kill me. Officer: What makes you say this? Polish Man: I found polish remover in the medicine cabinet.
'Doctor, I hurt here, and here, and here, and here, and even here!' 'You've got a broken finger.'
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there's a dog.
What's green and goes 'Blub, blub'? A green Blub Blub! What's blue and goes 'Blub, blub'? Nothing, there are no blue blub blubs.
I'm off for tonight guys! Nick might post some more - otherwise, see you all tomorrow!
A man walked into a bar. Ouch! (Okay, that's a timeless classic. I just felt like posting it up.)
We're currently reaching our follow limit, so it may take a while for us to follow people back. Be patient!
We have so close to 1,000 followers now! Keep inviting people, and letting people know.
I swallowed a watch, so I've been keeping myself busy taking laxatives, eating lots of fruit and drinking prune juice to pass the time.
Which of these is the largest - Earth, Mars, Galaxy or Milky Way? Earth, of course. It's larger than all those chocolate bars.
Where did the kittens go on a class trip? To the meow-seum.
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