Heard at Target
@HeardTarget
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Shout out to the 5th grade teacher at Cardinal Elm. that I overheard telling the cashier at Target that she got every book her class had asked for/wanted to read. There was a whole stack of chapter books on the counter 🥺 Putting her own money into enriching these kids’ lives
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few days ago I overheard a yt lady at Target saying she was happy we wear masks bc she didn’t have to brush her teeth anymore
Overheard at Target: “Listen, I’m not here to just spend money. I’m here to get the shit we need and leave. Now what do you need?” (she was talking to herself)
I just overheard a couple at Target say: wife "really? Beyonce was in the Spice Girls?" husband: "yeah & she's just now blowing up" PLEASE TAKE THIS NONSENSE TO WALMART! I'm personally offended on so many levels.
I walked past the pharmacy at Target today and I overheard a customer say, “I’m picking up a prescription for ‘Kyle’ K-Y-L-L-L” and I CANNOT stop thinking about it. 🧠👀
I overheard a manager at @Target explaining to an employee that although they cannot completely enforce the mask policy they can make the customer “feel really badly” about not wearing one and if that’s not the most gen z thing I’ve ever heard I -
“you did not fix the mannequin, her boobies are hanging out” -overheard at target via facetime
Overheard at Target: "Why does body wash have to be gendered you fuck"
now with the quarantine
few days ago I overheard a yt lady at Target saying she was happy we wear masks bc she didn’t have to brush her teeth anymore
Mom, if I was a millionaire I would just buy this whole store and then we could go home. #heardattarget
*a man on the phone with his wife* "You want MORE bath-bombs??!!!" #HeardAtTarget
Overheard in Target. Little girl, probably 6/7 years old, clutching an Anakin lightsaber in her hands. Mom: Don’t you want to buy some fun kitchen toys? Girl: No, I want to defend the galaxy! Mom: Look at this pink stuff! Girl: You’re making me go to the Dark Side!
“Shane’s the magic bullet. He’s 34, smoking hot and has no kids.” #HeardatTarget
just heard a college student in the pajama aisle at target exclaim "this is dumb soft"
Was at our local @Target and overheard a little boy tell his grandpa to just “follow me, I know my way around Target” I have never been so proud of a kid that wasn’t mine.
Overheard at Target- “okay, but remember, we don’t just buy things, we need to have a purpose and we need to earn them” .... it was a mom speaking to her toddler but I felt like it was the universe talking to me.
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