Charon, the Weary Demon
@HellsUber
The ferry woman of the afterlife… (just a parody RP account)
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“A still living mortal wants to be ferried across Styx? It will have to cost you if you wish for it, and it may be a one way trip.” #MVRP #HellTakerRP
(Actually just gonna make a new one, what member of the harem should I make? Or people connected to it, like Beel, Michael, Baphomet, etc.)
“I have no love for hell, nor heaven. I merely put up with both for my job.”
“I wish to make this clear, should there ever be another war between heaven and hell, I will side with neither”
“And? That is meant to imply I side with hell?”
“Unlike the other demons, I have no allegiance to Lucifer nor Michael, my loyalties are to myself and my job”
“As much of one as Cerberus is”
“Charon, ferrywoman of the River Styx”
“What?”
Charon was for once in the mortal realm, just relaxing with a parfait…
“Well, I suppose I should do something since it is the time of year for this”
“Next thing we know Belphagor may actually do something”
⠀ ⠀ “ as have I as leviathan and mammon had Alway desired her ranking because of their nature so ti see the lord of gluttony seek it instead was a bit shocking . ” ⠀ ⠀
(Well, my Alastor was short lived, here’s a Lucifer)
“I think so, shame the Princess of gluttony did something so dumb, hopefully the Princess of Lust won’t follow suit, honestly I would have thought Leviathan to try something like that, or maybe Mammon”
“Hence why Beel is in the void”
“Cerberus appears to be fine as well, I meant Beelzebub clearly isn’t”
⠀ ⠀ “ I meant it mostly in reference to the others as I been rather alright as well . ” ⠀ ⠀
“Speak for yourselves, I’m fine”
(Since I don’t know if I want this to be an Alastor account, I’ll do a poll for who it will be, since I do think there are enough Alastors without me being one)
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