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And before you judge me, I consulted a psychic who was able to channel Ned’s ghost from the afterlife and he told me two things: 1. “Do whatever it takes to make yourself and the kids happy.” 2. “Tip more. Especially the psychic.”
So I promised you some big news today. And here it is: Since Ned is obviously dead and/or never coming back, I’m getting REMARRIED! I’ll have more details on who the lucky man is in the future, but save this date: March 31st! Please comment your congrats below. 🔔🤵♂️👰♀️⛪🔔
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I hate Wednesdays, if you ask me they're the real Mondays LOL
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Hey random thought but have any of you heard about @ArtGobblers? It’s this art project created by @JustinRoiland, the creator of Rick and Morty and Solar Opposites. Looks interesting!
I keep staring at this photo of him. He really was the most handsome man… I mean is. He IS the most handsome man.
Reposting this just to keep the fires burning. (Literally. They’re great kindling for the fireplace. I printed like 50,000 of these things)
Went into Ned’s job today but I forgot my bald cap. Luckily, people kept complimenting me on my wacky wig. Talk about a close one.
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