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Le quedan dos telediarios y medio.

foxy in pirate cove

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Estoy sin palabras.

The first depiction of Mary and Jesus

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Se chama assim: Mangá favorito: Berserk Anime favorito: Chainsaw Man Jogo favorito: Expedition 33 Filme favorito: Poderoso Chefão Banda favorita: Radiohead Livro favorito: Metamorfose (não leu) Mulher favorita: gótica rabuda

what is this genre of men called

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paperssil's tweet image. what is this genre of men called
paperssil's tweet image. what is this genre of men called
paperssil's tweet image. what is this genre of men called


Comiendo pistachos (no me canso de ganar).


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this feels appropriate to repost today


El código del juego es tecnología perdida de la Era Oscura.


Sí.

How i feel training older people at work

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Pregúntaselo a tu jefe.

Bovino: "Think about it just for a second -- what the rape of a child actually entails"



LE ALQUILA EL ÚTERO A UNA SEÑORA PARA TENER UN BEBÉ Y LA COLEGA POSA COMO SI LO HUBIERA TENIDO ELLA, DE VERDAD LO DE LOS RICOS ES UN CASO

Meghan Trainor has welcomed a baby girl named Mikey Moon via surrogate.

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Me cago en mi puta vida.

Ya empezamos……….. Les ha faltado tiempo.

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Que alguien le diga que no es David Bryne.

Ratio



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Legends Order 66 >>> The inhibitor chip was a dumb change. DARK LORD: THE RISE OF DARTH VADER shows clones disobeying Order 66 out of both confusion and loyalty to their Jedi, and it hits way harder than a mind-control chip.

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The inhibitor chip was a dumb change. DARK LORD: THE RISE OF DARTH VADER shows clones disobeying Order 66 out of both confusion and loyalty to their Jedi, and it hits way harder than a mind-control chip.

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“Oh no this is terrible my wife of 25 years transformed from an elegant beauty into a voluptuous bombshell with giant fucking honkers” said no man ever in the history of men.

Dear men, this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage

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Loverism__'s tweet image. Dear men, this is your daily reminder to avoid marriage


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