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Danny Campbell

@HesitantBivalve

Probably Secretly a Dragon

"Do not jest with the laughing god, for his mirth is more brittle than a fingernail" - killsixbilliondemons.com a damn good comic


Billy west reading Trump quotes in Zapp Brannigan's voice may be the best thing in the world.


Stranger Things was soooo good.


When there are 3 pokestops inside your work and you realize you will never be short on pokeballs.



Is it wrong that now I'm super curious whats going to happen to the flags when Northern Ireland and Scotland referendum out of the UK.


I come home from work and Britain has seceded from the EU. What a fucking terrible decision. Goodbye world economy, hello more recession.


Don't worry there is probably a Disney song for that...


Maybe you're a soulless monster :)


@whatnatsby Time to throw in the towel...


@whatnatsby That's what my tinder game is missing.


The Ender's Game movie is sooooooo bad.


Plizzanet earth is the best thing since planet earth,


youtube.com/watch?v=UoL0vS… I aint never seen no gator get punked by mongooses.


And on that day everyone realized what a bad idea it was to give Danny free reign to paraphrase shakespeare into modern dialogue.


Clandestine midnight dolphin petting. best activity.


That time work shut down because it was raining trees

HesitantBivalve's tweet image. That time work shut down because it was raining trees

And than Danny saved an entire damily of ducks trapped in ducts at work.#dayintheworkinglife


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