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But what if my kids all develop new personalities at the same time I need to be ready JIC

No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.



Someone sign this dad

No one is full of more false hope than a parent bringing a chair to the beach.



Thanks y’all

Being a dad is hard enough, but it doesn't have to be thanks to @HeyDadBox! Follow the show on @Spotify! buff.ly/2TCnU9y

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Follow the show on @Spotify! buff.ly/2TCnU9y


Baby destroyed him

Attempting to battle rap my son...



I don’t watch awards shows because I’m a parent and all my leisure time is spent trying to get children to brush their teeth.



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My eight-year-old is battling her uncle in a prank war. Last night she delivered this devastating blow.

rynprry's tweet image. My eight-year-old is battling her uncle in a prank war. Last night she delivered this devastating blow.

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We’re at the dentist and my son Gideon is such a little narc. “Do you brush every day?” “No not really” How has he not learned that the dentist is the one person we all lie to.


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i ask my toddler what's in the box she's holding. "chaos!" she replies. "chaos! chaos!" i know she's trying to say "crayons," but it's not like she's wrong.


Same but it's always a Z bar.

I don’t watch awards shows because I’m a parent and all my leisure time is spent trying to get children to brush their teeth.



HeyDad reposteó

This - for those of you who wondered - is exactly what being woken by a three-year old at 5 am is like.


HeyDad reposteó

Attention Cool Moms/Dads: We Need Yr Help: • Are you concerned that your kid is a psycho? We’d love to hear about it. • On the @HeyDadBox podcast, we’ve been having people call in and… instagram.com/p/BsQ9fopn0DH/…


Respect

My greatest accomplishment as a parent has been convincing my kids that Chuck E. Cheese is only open once a year.



Same same

Every picture I have of my two-year-old is of him walking towards the camera asking if he can see the picture



If the thing that’s gonna push you over the edge is being shamed by a subscription box on Twitter well then fine. VOTE. Things get better when more people vote. Plus your kids will think you’re cool because you earned a sticker and that’s the only currency they understand.


New episode out today where we talk about technology and our kids and how they all use it too much and we don’t really have ideas on how to fix it. It’s v helpful. Buuuut it’s funny and the buzzfeed game is back! apple.co/2qJotjT


Kids are shameless with their parent preferences it's about time someone went in on them thank you gfycat.com/GenuineClassic…


On the last podcast episode, @kevinmadsen got Tyrese and Taye Diggs confused. Way too many of you have brought this to our attention. He’s very sorry.


New episode - Ask HeyDad! We're tackling the big stuff - why dads take so long to poop, how encourage without being patronizing, should boys sit/stand to pee, do aunts/uncles have to buy kid presents - giving the hard-hitting answers the people need. apple.co/2qJotjT


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