Paul.
@HigginsFalse
keeping those five boys safe. im paulways watching. FL.
sometimes i get the feeling that the boys read my tweets,probably not.
Have you ever had the feeling somebody is watching you...? it's me.
~Which made me wanna hit him in the balls.Overall,it was a great day. xoxo Paulways
~Was holding onto his mirror the whole time,and i think at one point Harry pointed out two lizards mating on a tree~
~Twitching saying "it's on like donkey kong." to himself,i don't understand that boy.And Zayn the flawless motherfucker he is~
~"rabies" if he did.Then a wild Louis appears and hits him straight in the balls.Soon after,Liam walked around~
I came across a duckling in the park with the boys,Niall asked if he could pet it.then Harry chimed in saying He would get~
~So we answered,she sounded constipated.turns out she was on the loo.She is quite lovely. Anyway,my hand cramps now.BYE! XOXO Paulways.
~Asked to touch Harry's curls,HELL TO THE MUTHA FLACKIN NO.We ate,went back then someone called Louis.it read ELEANOR.~
~The whole morning sleeping.Niall farted on his face,don't tell anyone i told you guys.We went for ice cream,a really weird old man~
~Lou almost shit himself,it was funny.His face was just priceless.Harry soon woke and bawled,that was funny too.Anyway,Zayn spent~
~Kitchen fire.It was Louis,He was straightening Harry's hair.Dear lord,the poor lad.I went over and snatched the straightner~`
#ThePaulDiaries Entry 1: Dear Diary,today was very weird.I woke up to the smell of something burning,i hopped out of bed expecting a huge~
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