Joseph Highsmith
@HighsmithComedy
stand-up comic, reader of books, wanderer
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when I say "I've got that dog in me" this is what I mean
On the left is the oldest statue ever discovered. Found in Germany and known as the Lion Man, it is more than 40,000 years old. On the right are two major films released in 2023. Here's why they have more in common than you might think...
Kinda sad stores don’t have the areas for coin operated fun anymore. Like when I was a kid I could ride a slow rocket ship, get a temporary tattoo, a rock hard gum ball, a Monster In My Pocket, AND a Homies figure all for like 3 bucks when we were leaving Kroger.
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Drunk coworker at your company holiday party
Interesting that the "facts don't care about your feelings" crowd are like, "I demand that schools teach a fictitious version of History that doesn't make me feel bad."
When I was a kid I’d see people ride their bikes with no hands and I thought they were SO COOL. Now that I’m 35 and see them do that I think they’re EVEN COOLER.
I’m trying to be as annoyingly charismatic and emotionally supportive through an apocalypse as I can be
If you truly believe life begins at conception, add nine months to your age and start celebrating your birthday on the date your parents fucked you into a zygote
america has never once learned from a mistake. 250 years straight. impressive
i wanted to fuck my coworker so i unionized my workplace. now we’re friends with benefits
It’s kinda fucking rich that Ben Stiller would argue that Hollywood success has nothing to do with nepotism. OKAY. Who are your parents again??
I'm solo poly in that I'm alone and in love with many people that do not feel the same way
Hostile reminder that france owes Haiti over $21 billion.
"add lemon" nicely captures neoliberal political philosophy: (1) fix it yourself (2) with something pitifully small (3) that changes nothing about the system that caused problem (4) and to the extent it does make any difference, slightly improves the flavor of the dirt you're fed
Rappers come in three sizes. Big, Young, and Lil.
this…i can’t…
Finished another zoetrope. This time I wanted to make a tribute to one of the greatest animators, Hayao Miyazaki. #StudioGhibli #totoro #catbus #stopmotionanimation #vfx
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