Wife: the moon looks beautiful, get closer to it so I can take a picture Me: closer to the moon? Wife: yes, hurry
“Why aren’t people having kids anymore?”
Sam Altman says that there's going to be a huge market and premium on "human, in person, fantastic experiences" in the next 5-10 years
An industry source confirms @JeffPassan report. #orioles are calling up Jackson Holliday.
The Orioles are calling up infielder Jackson Holliday, the No. 1 prospect in baseball, a source confirms to the Baltimore Banner. ESPN first
BREAKING: The Baltimore Orioles are calling up infielder Jackson Holliday, the No. 1 prospect in baseball, a source tells ESPN.
No Country for Moist Old Men
See through MLB uniform pants. Jockey would have been so happy.
My favorite genre of #x is the bots that are all selling the same shirt. They try to fake being real by having tweets that are absolute nonsense while other bots actually respond to this drivel! Heck of an app @elonmusk
These are serious allegations against Senator Menendez and if proven true, there is no room for this kind of conduct in public service. Today is a sad day for New Jersey and I believe it’s in the best interest of our state that Senator Menendez resign.
when you definitely understand your boyfriend's finance job
Walking on the beach this morning, doing a little thinking when I saw footprints in the sand. Reminded me of the poem Footprints in the Sand
Hate to be that guy but ... basketball games in domes suck. All the seats are miles from the court and any noise vanishes into all the random empty voids. This is by far the worst thing about the Final 4 and nobody should seek to emulate this. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk
Me asking my son about his day in preschool… he starts walking away “dad I want to watch this, this is like my favorite thing” It was an ad for scratch-off tickets. #newjerseylotto #dad
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