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Angus McIntyre

@HistoricalFake

Yes! I play with swords. No! This isn't like Dungeons and Dragons. Where's my flask? I need a drink. It's going to be a long day. [Mature/Graphic 21+RP]

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--have fun. We have something for even the most jaded palate.


--sleeping with the burrows. Trust me. You don’t want that. Powerful stench that would make a plumber gag. Still, come to the fair and--


--and enjoy the lovely sites. Just be careful about how much you drink. Mead has a way of sneaking up on you. Found more than one poor sod--


--the Dark Ages, they would piss themselves. Modern man is weak and soft compared to those in the past. Anyhoo! Come and visit the fair,--


--roasted mutton, and the mock battles. They don’t want the ugly stuff. I am certain that if anyone of our visitors found themselves in--


--things better. Not really. Their more of a fantasy. Live was much more brutal, but that’s not what people want. They want the gypsy,--


--day. Ren Fairs are where people can go to view a history and still wear their sneakers and gawk safely. Feeling like they understood--


--dresses. You have to admit that they’re a rather spectacular view. Especially coupled with a tankard of mead. Just makes for a wonderful--


--willing to teach us, if we but listen. I think that might be why I became an actor for Renaissance Fairs. That and neckline of women’s--


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