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Some horrible history jokes to brighten your day!

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What did general Patton do on thanksgiving? Give tanks.


What do history teachers do when they get together? Talk about old times.


Lincoln did well in theaters, though historically this wasn't true.


Did you here the joke about the liberty bell? It really cracked me up.


What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays.


Who built king Arthur's round table? Sir cumference.


Morgan Freeman has been narrating the history of the United States since 1776.


They say Genghis was a real Khan artist.


How do they know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations.


Don't stare at Hellen Keller, she finds it very offensive.


History as it should be.

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That moment when you realize our founding fathers spoke with British accents.


To understand prohibition jokes, you really need a dry sense of humor.


Daniel: "The rebellion was whack, but what can I Shay?"


What was the best part about Camelot? The knight life.


Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.


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