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Funny jokes and other silly nonsense - it's the bee's knees!

Let's start using vowels, ppl.


And for my next magic trick I will never talk to you again.


I don't get why people buy Windex. It tastes disgusting.


I've completely lost my will to live. Sorry, did I say "live"? I meant "work".


Eating a sandwich and slice of cake is not a 'late night snack.' It's a second dinner.


"2B or not 2B?" - Shakespeare at a vending machine


Birthdays are good for you - the more you have the longer you live.


Reasons Why You Should Appreciate Your Family More - epphany.com/site/post/546?…

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Teach your kid to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge onto the freeway.


Luke Skywalker had to be force fed his vegetables.


Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better if every fifth caller was a winner.


Whoever coined the phrase 'If you love something let it go' must have had a lot of shitty stuff.


I want to be the reason you change the wallpaper on your phone.


Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.


I entered the world naked, why not this Target too?


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