HockingRob's profile picture. Husband and father. Lover of baseball and slinger of motorcycles. I get misty eyed during the national anthem.

Rob Hocking

@HockingRob

Husband and father. Lover of baseball and slinger of motorcycles. I get misty eyed during the national anthem.

Robots who surf the web must feel like Rosa Parks. WTF is on there that we don’t want robots to see!?


To whoever needs to hear this: The world has enough acoustic covers of “Simple Man” now. Please fucking stop.


I hate Blake Snell’s goatee more than Miles Mikolas’ mustache…and that’s a lot.


This is the longest pitching change I’ve ever seen. I hate the Dodgers so much.


Man, I miss Reaves.

HEAVYWEIGHT FIGHT between Sharks and Rangers 😱🥊 6'9" Rempe vs. 6'2" Reaves and they were throwing HAYMAKERS 💥



From the front office to the players on the field…I’ve never seen this much “quit” in the @Cardinals . Total apathy from top to bottom. THAT’S why the stadium is empty. The fan base can sense the total lack of give a fuck.


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Driving by your old house and seeing the yard full of weeds. #stlcards

MLBaseball_Live's tweet image. Driving by your old house and seeing the yard full of weeds. #stlcards

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Who’s on the St. Louis Cardinals Mount Rushmore? I’ll start:

Super70sSports's tweet image. Who’s on the St. Louis Cardinals Mount Rushmore? I’ll start:

Time to put rivalries aside. @Cubs and Cubs fans lost a great one today.

HockingRob's tweet image. Time to put rivalries aside. @Cubs and Cubs fans lost a great one today.

Mikolas pitched a hell of a game tonight. I don’t care. I want him gone.


Marmol makes managing look like sabotage.


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Paid in full, bitch!

BrunusCutis's tweet image. Paid in full, bitch!

Happy 4th of July to my American friends! And when you celebrate don't forget you'd still be eating crumpets and drinking tea without us 😉

Valen10Francois's tweet image. Happy 4th of July to my American friends! 

And when you celebrate don't forget you'd still be eating crumpets and drinking tea without us 😉


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FRANCHISE RECORD🚨 nobody in the history of the St. Louis Cardinals has given up more home runs in a single game (6) than Miles Mikolas. Congrats, Miles.

theredbird_way's tweet image. FRANCHISE RECORD🚨 nobody in the history of the St. Louis Cardinals has given up more home runs in a single game (6) than Miles Mikolas. 

Congrats, Miles.

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Miles Mikolas giving me another reason to be glad I don't have AppleTV #StlCards #ForTheLou


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You can tell me the goal is to play the youth. You can tell me the goal is to win. I can tell you that Miles Mikolas is proof you’re lying either way.


Independence Day Cards vs Cubs is Apple TV+ exclusive!? Fuck you forever @MLB.

HockingRob's tweet image. Independence Day Cards vs Cubs is Apple TV+ exclusive!?  Fuck you forever @MLB.

This is either parody or the worst take in the entire history of forever.

This is why you should have never been employed by the government. The government is for people that get stuff done and in good fashion not have rockets that fail in embarrassing fashion. I’ve never seen NASA have this issue because people at the government are actually competent



ANOTHER costly play that would’ve been caught by Siani and 2 runs score. I’m not saying Siani should be starting, I’m simply saying that the gap between the 2 is not a deep chasm, it’s a ditch at best.


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