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@HomieIsAwake
Earth is as flat as the bill on my Lakers cap. You think I'm lyin... prove it...
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The question ain't nobody askin': What did Abe Vigoda know that he wasn't supposed to? #RuleOfThrees #IlluminatiHitList
#EllenQandA Yo E, when did the government steal your original body a replace you with a clone drone? #StopCelebrityCloning
All vaccines are scams to control the people with nanobots. But even I know they don't cause Autism. Don't be stupid.
Flu shots are a scam to get everybody's DNA on file for the next great clone army. Amazing how flu shots are available all year now, huh?
#IfWeMet10YearsAgo you probably wouldn't be a robotic clone created in a lab after they gave you a "flu shot" to get your DNA...but u r now.
#MyTruthSerumConfession The earth is flat and I have proof, but if I release it, Donald Trump will release nanobots to "erase" me.
Doomsday Clock ran out of time back in 2012. We are living in a clone zombie apocalypse. Time no longer exists.
I've lost 100 followers since yesterday. I know they didn't unfollow, so Obama and the Pope must have taken them out. #RIPTrueBelievers
#LetsMakeTodayBetterBy the government admitting the fact that the snowstorm in New England is actually the ashes of alien ships.
Illuminati keep settin' em up. I keep knockin' em down. Another for the file: @wannabesongbird is confirmed.
#DemTownHall Hillary spent the 80's dressin' up in blackface, 90's lying to protect Bill, 2000's doing jack, & 2010's STRAIGHT LYING. #NoSir
Oh dag! My shorts have got those hard, plastic covered string tips too! Illuminati antenna controlling my bladder and bowel movements!
#UnlikelyBooksForDummies Illuminati for Dummies because they got you believin they don't even exist. Wake up, fam!
#AskDD Funny how The X-Files comes out just as my boy @bobatl bringing the truth to the world. You can't discredit us that easy, David!
YOU DONT EVEN NEED TOOTHPASTE HOMIE! Brush with just water and floss. 95% as effective. #KillBigToothpaste
You know toothpaste gets all foamy for absolutely NO REASON. It's just to trick you into thinking it's cleaner.
#AskDD Yo DD, how you like being used by the government to belittle the REAL conspiracies out there? #TheTruthIsOutThere #NotTheXfiles
#NewWWEChampion is less scripted than #SuperBowl50 is. You been blinded. Enjoy the Pepsi halftime brainwashing... I mean, "show".
Yo, if gravity exists, how do you people keep yo heads in the clouds all the time?
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