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HonestSlut

@HonestSlut

i should wash my hands before i type this.

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All girls need to learn how to have a good sense of hummer.


No vibrator is powerful enough :(


feelin undesired. maybe I need highlights.


I give higher quality blow-jobs if within twenty minutes after crying.


I know I'm getting older bc I just had great sex and thought during it: "I wanna meet this guy's parents!"


New Years Resolution is to no longer seek validation through the approval of/attention from men!


Doing a lot of self-reflection lately.


I can't wait for Christmas I truly love the holidays and am excited to spend time with my family & friends!


Ladies don't forget to clean out your belly buttons occasionally bc when a guy finishes on you I'm sure some gets in there, ya know?


I should prob stay in tonight bc I just don't feel like having sex and if i go out to dinner with a guy, i have to :/


WARNING TO GUYS WHO FUCK ME: I kinda think I want a child soon.


I have selective dick memory.


Sometimes I feel so cynical about a guy liking me that when one is going down on me, I assume its just to practice for a better girl.


The main reason I prefer to frequently hang in bed naked with a guy is because I don't think I have any good outfits.


Yes, that's my current butt in my profile pic.


When I ask to be spanked during sex, I'm 100% judging the way he does it & if it's not correct, I'm immediately BORED.


Ugh I'm so sick of pretending things feel good.


If I'm not wet, THAT'S ON YOU DUDE. But if you can't stay hard WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU DUDE?


When a guy licks his whole hand to lube something up, I like to think of it as a big envelope to a letter he's about to send me.


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