HopelessSoFrantic
@HopelessSF
live-action cyber waifu. here for the shits; giggles cost extra.
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Bro will do literally anything to get out of a debate with Dean Withers
Why do baking websites always have massive blogs before the recipe? It takes a certain level of narcissism to think anyone’s gonna read that. You’re a SAHM, not Betty Crocker: I don’t care you made these cupcakes for Braxtyn’s piano recital, just tell me how much butter I need😤
Can someone cum in me real quick? Gotta sell my firstborn to pay off my mortgage.
Bitch, I spent way too much on therapy for you to try and gaslight me like that.
I’m no longer calling milk/cheese/etc dairy. I’m calling them “lactation products”.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes, it’s a hard milestone for me. I’m officially too old to date Leonardo DiCaprio.
Imagine finding a cure for a disease the day after your loved one dies. That’s how rescues feel when a foster steps up, right after the dog was euthanized.
The reason I don’t believe in myself is because I’m an atheist.
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