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#DogeDay420 is in 69 hours‼️ (Don’t do the math, it’s the spirit that counts)
I vividly remember a field trip in 5th/6th grade to a MEAT LOCKER. It opened with animals that were hanging from hooks. There were pools of blood. There was a barrel of heads. Children were crying and throwing up. Who thought this was a good idea?
When the protesters are white vs when the protesters are black
I will always get excited when I get the opportunity to go pee-pee on ice in a urinal.
“That’s the kind of person that shops at Hobby Lobby because they like the music.” -Catherine Jewers
Sleeping in during the winter isn’t even fun. Like congratulations, you slept until noon it’s nighttime now welcome to depression.
It’s really busy at work right now but I just wanted to let everyone know I just opened a box of champagne using my Juul. Happy New Year!
I just remembered when I was at a party in high school this girl threw up all over the kitchen and in her throw up were two halves of a whole hotdog, unbitten and undigested.
Tomorrow (Tuesday November 6th) Ford Theatre Reunion is back at PK’s! Show starts at 9pm and there is NO COVER! Happy hour is 4-7pm with $1 rails and $2 craft cans. It’s also Tallboy Tuesday with $1.50 16oz domestic tallboy cans.
Wednesday is pitcher day. $2 pitchers of PBR/Busch all day long. It’s also whiskey Wednesday. $2 whiskey rails all day long. Happy hour is 4-7pm with $1 rails/$2 craft cans.
If you ever thought your partner was competitive... @Kitty_Jewbean just screamed “FUCK YOU” in my face when she got one puzzle piece to fit correctly.
Walter and I are working this show tonight. Come show some love.
Great show tonight (Friday) and Tim Crosby will be on stage as well. Plus we have a Schlafly Tap Takeover happening this evening! NO COVER!
Schlafly is coming back to PK’s for a tap takeover party this Friday (9/28). They’re bringing tons of great brews with them. That same night we have Nick Dittmeier & The Sawdusters on stage at 10pm with NO COVER. This should be a perfect end to a busy week. See you Friday!
Crazy food metal show happening tonight. 3 bands, loud as hell, cheap drinks and NO COVER!
Just throwing it out there... I’ve been using this emoji combo for a while now and I just want credit for it. 🤾♂️🤸♀️
Just farted on @Kitty_Jewbean ‘s butt and she called it a “FART TRANSPLANT”
Wally just asked Gil (the server at El Paisano) to turn the music up.
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