Houston Humor
@HoustonHumor
Humorous tweets tailored for Houston, TX natives. The GREATEST city in the world. Contact: [email protected]
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We could reach a verdict in this Jerry #Sandusky trial very quick here in Houston. 2 words: Death Penalty
It's so hot here, we can grill steaks on the hood of our cars.
The population of Luby's after church on Sundays in Houston is greater than the population of most states.
We have stronger views about BBQ than most people have about politics.
Congrats to Cy Ranch High School for winning the 5A State Baseball Championship today! Way to keep the title in Houston!
Winning isn't everything, unless you played sports in Houston. Then yes, it is everything.
The only thing worse than #HappyHour on a Friday is getting stuck in traffic on the way to #HappyHour on a Friday.
Happy Birthday to us: Houston, TX!! On this day, in 1837, Houston was officially incorporated as a city and named after General Sam Houston.
When a court room is full of speeding tickets 10 mph over the speed limit, that's our way of telling the govt what the speed limit should be
We don't wait for an exit to get off the highway, we just follow the ruts in the grass to the feeder road like everyone else.
Proud to live in America on a day like today, especially Houston. #MemorialDay
You know you live in Houston when you'd rather park in the shade than the closest parking spot
Every person in Houston has asked this question at one time or another...
Northerners think we ride horses to get from place to place.
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