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Old school Gen X. No filter, if you're easily offended don't bother to follow, empath, overthinker and all round nice guy.

Yorkshire Open Top Bus rides still going ahead

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Enjoy the rest of your day 😊

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The kids keep laughing about my memory. They won’t be laughing on Christmas morning when there are no eggs under the tree!


Here's a tip to help overcome your fear of the dark.. Once the lights go off start masturbating no monster wants to see that shit.. Whilst doing it stare into the corner and whisper tenderly "This is for you"


🎶I'm begging of you please don't take my man 🎶

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Do you believe?


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How's your day going 🤭


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Show compassion towards your wife when she's unwell; otherwise, she might refuse to clean up after you've puked all over the bathroom floor the next night. That's a story for another day 😅😅🤢

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Park run this morning. I'm going to be dirtier than your mum 😩


Raise your hand everyone who has put their tree up. Now slap yourself with it.


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