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HowlingMutant

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“Send the little fruit to school in women’s clothing! That’ll give him something to REALLY cry about har har!” - my great uncle Silas Mutant in his unpublished book on parenting


Fun fact, she’s only saying this because she’s picturing a black murderer

Fun fact, “murderers” are actually just people, many of them self-reflective, thoughtful, funny, and kind. I’d rather “sit in a room with” any of the people I have met who have been responsible for the death of another person than spend time with this girl!



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Lets just say, she went black and STILL came back 💪 Im so happy

unwisewhiteboy's tweet image. Lets just say, 
she went black and STILL came back 💪

Im so happy

“I hooked up with my cousin at thanksgiving!” - oh ha ha ha how risqué! “I molested my niece at thanksgiving” - ahhhhh attack him he’s introducing new ideas!!!


Love it when a girl deep throats me and says “Wow that was actually really easy I’ve never been able to do that with a guy before”


Before you peel that mask of irony away, ask yourself - are you prepared to gaze into the eyes of the “shrieking homo” beneath??


Succumbing to some treatable malady in my shitty apartment, being greeted at the pearly gates by my favorite video game guys in leiu of friends and family, having Master Chief put a hand on my shoulder and say “ It’s okay old friend, not everybody was meant to be sexually active”


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This was how I was lookin at my uncle the night everything in my life went wrong 😂

Howlingmutant0's tweet image. This was how I was lookin at my uncle the night everything in my life went wrong 😂

Oh ho! It appears as if I’m being confronted with some unpleasant reality! No matter though, I need only scuttle back into the dark universe of my private sexual impulses…


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The actual irony of using a gif of Zhukov to celebrate the killing of Romanov children

ShitpostRock's tweet image. The actual irony of using a gif of Zhukov to celebrate the killing of Romanov children

Me if sympathizing with murderous bolsheviks was a contest



I knew I had this pic I found years ago somewhere in my phone so I searched “fat gay guy” in my photos and…it turns out I take more selfies than I realized

Best part of thanksgiving is the leftovers

Howlingmutant0's tweet image. Best part of thanksgiving is the leftovers


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hope jf gariepy marries this guy's daughter

New: Indiana Senate Republican Mike Bohacek, whose daughter has Down syndrome, says he’s a No on redistricting, citing Trump’s slur.

adamwren's tweet image. New: Indiana Senate Republican Mike Bohacek, whose daughter has Down syndrome, says he’s a No on redistricting, citing Trump’s slur.


We are witnessing the dawn of the thousand year Stancil Reich

Howlingmutant0's tweet image. We are witnessing the dawn of the thousand year Stancil Reich

Miller is a vile little tick latched on to the scalp of our nation, a parasite gorging himself on blood, and he should be pulled off and he and every repulsive thing he stands for should be crushed into pieces



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turkey (minding its own business) me: Holy fuck Holy fucking fuck That body of yours is absurd


Best part of thanksgiving is the leftovers

Howlingmutant0's tweet image. Best part of thanksgiving is the leftovers

I for one am grateful for our based Muslim brothers who are here to tell us stopping immigration is a actually a Jew psy op

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 TRUMP ANNOUNCES COMPLETE ISRAELI TAKE OVER OF THE IMMIGRATION AND VISA SYSTEM Buried without sweeping promises on immigration are promises to deport and ban anyone who is critical of Israel. Randy Fine has expressed euphoria at this move. Many will overlook…

AdameMedia's tweet image. BREAKING: 🇺🇸 🇮🇱 TRUMP ANNOUNCES COMPLETE ISRAELI TAKE OVER OF THE IMMIGRATION AND VISA SYSTEM

Buried without sweeping promises on immigration are promises to deport and ban anyone who is critical of Israel. 

Randy Fine has expressed euphoria at this move. 

Many will overlook…


BREAKING: Adolf Hitler wins Namibia local elections.



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Trying to be a good uncle but apparently it’s “inappropriate” to notice how quickly my nieces are developing


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