Sammy B.
@HumorBombed
“Stand-up comic with a rap sheet, scribbling stories and chasing a degree at 50. Laughs, lessons, and a little jail time—my life’s a punchline in progress.”
HumorBombed Tuesday drop—I’m Sammy B., 50, felon, 7 fingers, comic. Usually I’m griping about Phoenix dust, but one Alaska night, I froze my toes off—booze and despair said quit, laughs said nah. #humorbombed #SecondChanceComedy #PhoenixLaughs #PhoenixRecovered
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Last week, a urologist was examining me, and I said, ‘This is awkward.’ He goes, ‘It’s just as awkward for me.’ Really? You’re a urologist—85% of your job is handling junk. I’ve been through this a handful of times; you’ve seen more action than Lilly Phillips at spring break.
Last week, a urologist was examining me, and I said, ‘This is awkward.’ He goes, ‘It’s just as awkward for me.’ Really? You’re a urologist—85% of your job is handling junk. I’ve been through this a handful of times; you’ve handled more 🍆 than Lilly Phillips at spring break.
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