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Humor Shots

@HumorShots

Crude, rude and inappropriate.

RTETWEE fi yuo raed tihs wihtuot a porblem baecuase yuore jsut taht Asoemwe.


Liam Neeson trained Batman, Obi Wan, and Darth Vader. He is both Aslan and Zeus…and he punches wolves. Why would you kidnap his family?


If you think I hate you, there’s a 98% chance you’re right so leave me alone.


That awkward moment when you're high five is rejected.


I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.


2012: Temple Run KONY Cinnamon Challenge YOLO Call Me Maybe Olympics iPhone5 Gangnam Style Hurricane Sandy Election Sandy Hook Apocalypse


How The Fuck Is There Gonna Be A Finding Nemo 2? How Do You Lose The Same Nigga TWICE ?


started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom


If she can shot-gun a beer, she's a keeper.


I love those people you can joke around with and have so much fun with and then have a deep conversation with and it’s not weird at all


A penis lives a sad life: His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, neighbor is an asshole, best friend is a pussy and owner beats him.


RT if you're old enough to remember Snake on our old phones


R.I.P to everyone who fucked me over, played me, tried me, or lied to me, because you're are all dead to me.


maybe no one likes you because you're a bitch


If Google can't find the answer, then it's not a real question.


Sex without love is like cookies without milk... Still pretty fucking awesome!


Still up in this mountain, alive…..Fuck.


If you ever buy a large TV, remember to put the box in your neighbor's trash so they get robbed and not you.


Who else remembers the random three eyed monkey on Nickelodeon that would randomly pop up after shows & say "Hi i'm Paul" ?


i only like spending money thats not mine


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