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Jacob Bell

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When Roxanne grinned, Jacob couldn’t help his own in return, wrapping his arms around her waist and pulling her in. “I missed you too.”

Laughs at his eagerness, totally blowing her cover cause now she’s too excited. “I missed you, loser.”



Very quickly makes his way over to her


That's..... very demanding please do it again


Roxanne that seems like maybe not the best idea? But I obviously can’t let you go alone… so I’m coming.

i’m sneaking out of the castle. who’s with me?



“NO!” He frantically tries to push her away, “NEVER!”

“surrender!” she dramatically shouts, chasing jacob’s chest with her hands to try and pinch him.



“NO!” Jacob tried to swat her hands away. Not the nipple. NOT THE NIPPLE.

“are you asking for a slow and painful death?” roxanne taunts teasingly, reaching to her side to pinch at his weakness. his nipple.



“BUT ROXANNE! I couldn’t ever tell you that! It would be a - lie - and I don’t ever want to lie to you! That’s not a good foundation for a strong relationship”

“if you cried, i would cave and take you back in a heart beat.” she says, resting her cheek on his shoulder. “okay, maybe not in a heart beat. i’d wait five minutes until you tell me that i’m a better chaser than you.”



He’s kind of fond of the height difference now… but no teasing would still be preferential. “You’re totally right I wouldn’t. I would never recover from that breakup… please wear my jersey… I love when you do that.”

roxanne leans in slightly from the height difference, but she liked forehead kisses too much to tease him about it right now. “ugh, you and i both know you wouldn’t dare break up with me. i’ll wear your jersey for goodluck. how’s that?”



“I don’t really want to think about my Mum having a nice body…. But you’re probably right” he pressed a kiss to her forehead. “I’ve missed you too, ive even missed you calling me a loser. You better be or it’s over” he teased

“i mean katie does have a nice body. is that too weird to say? it’s not right?” she blinks. “i’ve missed you, loser. i promise i’ll be in your next quidditch match!”



“I can’t help it, it’s genetics.” And lifting WEIGHTS

“stop. growing.” she groans, barely able to hug him back with all those GAINZZZZ.



SQUEEZES her tightly and never plans on letting go.


I’m muscular

When the boyfriend’s away, @HumorousLion. Heart eyes.

FloreatBeauty's tweet image. When the boyfriend’s away, @HumorousLion. 

Heart eyes.


I’ll never ask again. Lesson learned.


My feet were cold

You asked if you could keep your socks on.



Wait what did I do @FloreatBeauty


Jacob is NOT the responsible one.


Jacob Bell reposted

𝑰’𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒖𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒎𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉 _______________________________ 𝓚𝓲𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓷 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓮𝓻 - Grandson of Evan Rosier, Pureblood Slytherin, Head of dueling club, beater.


Oh absolutely. End game.

They would have gotten back together tho......right........



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