HunkyPards
@HunkyPards
Devastatingly attractive Football Manager, playing and working at the top level.
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Big game tonight. Liverpool is full of slappers. Find myself a local bird with yo-yo knickers and Pards will surely get his fingers wet....
@MitchJohnson398 Lovely work, Mitchell, you have enriched the game. From true England fans, Thanks for the memories, we will miss you.
Not looking great on MOTD. Clattenburg and me were going on the pull, but I wasnt up for it. Cracked one off at home after Strictly instead.
There are some f*cking lovely birds in Watford. I've had a titanic boner since 5pm. Some lucky bird will be smoking the big fella tonight.
3 Points! Away from home. Quality. And I bet I've shagged more birds than Flores #GodsGift
Struggling to find the right outfit for Watford match. Flores is a good looking bloke, and I want all eyes on me tomorrow. #SoFuckingHunky
Looking forward to Sunday. Win or lose, Watford is full of slappers. I'd settle for 1 point and a post match blow job #priorities
Not sure what all the fuss is about. Nothing wrong with enjoying the odd mouth party with a pig. Eh? Oh.
Big game on Sunday. Hoping for 3 points then off to 'Melons' on The 7 Sisters Road where Tina gives the best Rub 'n' Tug in North London.
Deborah and Michelle are helping me get over the pain of defeat. I've had a couple of lagers and booked a room at Premier Inn. #Shagger
Off to bed. I've had a Semi for the last 40 minutes, so am looking forward to some 'Me Time' after I've brushed my perfect teeth. #Champion
Another press conference out of the way. Didn't even break sweat, I'm a f*cking natural in front of the cameras. #Gifted
Pret a Manger, 9am. 'Would you like a Pastry with your Latte?'. You don't get a body like this by eating f*cking Pastries, love. #Ripped
Fantastic drive in this morning. Good to know I am a good looking bloke, in a big f*cking car. #Winner
Couldn't be happier for Rooney. We had a few nights out together over the years, I'm proud to say I've stirred his porridge once or twice.
Up the crack of Dawn this morning. F*cking lovely girl, Dawn. 8/10
3 minutes injury time then upstairs to crack one off. Sometimes your own company is the best, and there is f*cking PLENTY in the wankbank.
This is f*cking shite. I could be out on the lash, chances are I'd f*cking pull, too, good looking guy like me. Fanny? Never a problem.
Great days training. Plenty of banter. Looking forward to a night off the fanny in front of the tv tonight. F*cking hard life #Winner
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- 1. Broncos N/A
- 2. Kentucky N/A
- 3. Jake Lang N/A
- 4. Arsenal N/A
- 5. Tennessee N/A
- 6. Arteta N/A
- 7. The Jito N/A
- 8. Rick Barnes N/A
- 9. Jayda N/A
- 10. Seahawks N/A
- 11. Martinelli N/A
- 12. Go Bills N/A
- 13. Odegaard N/A
- 14. Mark Pope N/A
- 15. Flyers N/A
- 16. Gillespie N/A
- 17. Hafley N/A
- 18. Jay Bilas N/A
- 19. #iubb N/A
- 20. Comeback Cats N/A
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