Michael Pussy Hunter
@Hunter__Michael
I love to laugh and make others laugh. Reformed pedohphile, serial killer and pervert(J/K). Dislike Republicants and love big ( o )( o )ies #TeamBigDicks
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No man should have anal before at least asking or warning.
My favorite pick up line. wow, I love your shoes. Let's fuck.
For breakfast, I think I'll have maple syrup, vodka and pussy.
Some people amaze me. Some bitch just took offense that I said I was a reformed pedophile in my bio. get a life, bitch
@SuburbanSleuth @GrapeJuice40 Yeah, like I was serious. I taught high school chill out bitch.
@JuliWipfli If that's your avi, you ain't done with anything yet, honey.
If I'm really drunk, would you marry me, so I'll have a way to get home?
The last time I got really drunk, I tried to drive someone else's car home.
I only drink to forget things, like who I am, where I am and what the fuck I'm doing here.
A good man is hard to find or whatever the fuck that quote said.
@DelightTacky Sure if you start out as a stripper.
If I'm on your TL right now, I must have made a wrong turn somewhere.
I've just been informed it's only Tuesday....not Wednesday. I think I'll have another drink.
If you're having a relationship problem, please go away. We don't need to hear about it on Twitter.
It seems like it should be Saturday night, but that's what vodka does to you. Can't believe it's only Wednesday.
@TheUniqueOne3 Sure, celbrities are different. I'm talking about average people who think they're too good to follow back.
If you have way more followers than who you follow, I won't bother following you because you probably don't follow back much. Fuck you.
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