Before tonight’s game, I’d like to congratulate the @celtics for a truly historic season. 79-24 is really impressive! @dallasmavs @townbrad
Awesome time at the @dallasmavs game today! Thanks Hayley Jones! We are lucky to have the best Account rep in the Mavs organization! Most of the family attended an NBA game for the first time & everything exceeded their expectations - even if the Mavs lost! #mffl @mcuban
6 yo was talking about kids at school using bad words. He said some even use the J-word. Wife: “What’s the J-word?” Him: “Jomama”
Me to 6 yo: “Boys night tonight! What do you want for dinner?” 6 yo: “McDonald’s” Me: “Not your favorite, Chick-Fil-A?” 6 yo: “No. We go to Chick-Fil-A a lot, but we’ve only gone to McDonald’s like maybe 37 times.”
6 yo: “Dinosaurs are from a really long time ago, like a billion years.” Me: “You’re right.” Him: “You know robots are also from a long time ago.” Me: “Really?” Him: “Yeah. They made them in the 90s.”
6 yo’s soccer beat a team 7-1. They beat the same team 9-1 earlier in the season. Him: “Their defense was better, but scoring? Uh…No.”
6 yo: “What’s that girl’s name that sings for us?” Wife: “Which girl?” 6 yo: (pointing) “That one over there.” 10 yo: “Do you mean the Alexa?”
10 yo: “I’m not tall enough to spike a volleyball.” 6 yo: “You would be tall enough if you were taller.”
At our church, they introduced the Principal of the partner school, and her name was Karen. 10 year old: “I would not want to go to that school!!!”
Saw some people getting married on the beach today. I dared 9 yo to yell “Don’t do it!” She wouldn’t do that, but she did yell “Baba Booey”; proud Father’s Day moment. @robertAbooey
9 yo meets a new girl at a Day Camp. She introduces me. Me: “Nice to meet you.” New girl: “Me & Her want to be best friends. Would you want to meet my Dad?” Me: “Just because you want to be best friends doesn’t mean I need one.”
5 yo was playing a zombie video game and asked what a zombie actually is. Wife: “A person that died and came back from the dead.” 5 yo: “Wait. So Jesus was a zombie?” Ummm...any suggestions on how to answer this one, @Fr_Flynn?
Wife: “I can’t get this email to send. It says my email account is out of storage.” Me: “Well, you have 93,475 emails in your inbox.” Her: “Is that a problem?”
5 yo: “Dad, when we go to the Alamo, I’m going to bring my sword to protect Texas!!” Me: “Pretty sure they don’t let you bring swords to the Alamo.” Him: “What?!? But they fought!?!” Me: “But they don’t fight there anymore.” Him: “What?!? Then why are we going?”
Wife asks 5 yo what he would do if he couldn’t find us at an amusement park. Him: “Go on a roller coaster.”
Wife to 5 yo: “Do you know my middle name?” 5 yo: “Umm...Harry?”
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