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Handsome Jack

@HyperionLegacy

You know who I am.

What... What did you just call me, darling? @Hyperion_Reese


That's just you, sweetcheeks. Of course, if you're feeling a little too hot, I wouldn't mind you stripping down a little. @Hyperion_Reese


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Mark it on your boards gentlemen A new Handsome Jack has just followed me


"Like, seriously. Salvador, Roland, Brick, Mordecai... They need some plastic surgery. Too bad they can't afford it."


"Why are all bandits /so/ ugly? Ughn. Think I just puked little."


"Heh... That spaceship looks like a dong."


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@HyperionLegacy and badass


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@HyperionLegacy You are hot and super powerful


"You know what really sucks? I saw a really, really smokin' guy. Couldn't resist the urge to go for it. Then, my lips hit the mirror. "


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This week in a nutshell.


"Gah, I'm too good for all you Pandoran scum."


''Too sexy for this planet.''


Makin' fun of this dweeb brightens my shitty day.

HyperionLegacy's tweet image. Makin' fun of this dweeb brightens my shitty day.

Why are all my workers so freakin' STUPID? Holy crap, the bandits are smarter, and that's /really/ sayin' something.


It's hard being /this/ irresistible, baby.


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