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Even when you’re doing the most mundane tasks like moving your trash cans to the curb you should take care to do them as quietly as possible. Being careless about the noise you are making is a common trait among the conceited and selfish


Got a ticket for distracted driving because I can’t stop thinking about big honkers


Why couldn’t it have been Bob Dylan


Did you say your name was “Burt McTuggigan”? No, it’s “Burnt M’tongueagain” Oh, my mistake.


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I don’t like it It’s too much and too messy


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This is what she used to look like before becoming right wing.

WomanDefiner's tweet image. This is what she used to look like before becoming right wing.

Ideal dinner: a single bean


Drank a whole bottle of champagne im such a nasty bitch lol


First class yo this is bad Drinking champagne out of a Simpsons glass


We are all children of the Pueblo


My dog loves McDonald’s because he loves America


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Everyone looks awful, it’s fascinating.


The indicazation of all commercially available pot is an intentional tactic of spiritual warfare by the forces of death


Really earned this one

IAMASHAMAN's tweet image. Really earned this one

Ideal dinner: -5 pieces fried chicken -2 beers -1 menthol cigarette


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Jeremy Allen White is obviously handsome, and a decent actor, but he is quite possibly the stupidest LOOKING person I have ever seen, and he is frequently cast as a troubled genius. None of this is by accident. They are literally rewriting the part of our brain that interprets…

Jeremy Allen White photographed by Inez & Vinoodh for Interview Magazine

FilmUpdates's tweet image. Jeremy Allen White photographed by Inez & Vinoodh for Interview Magazine
FilmUpdates's tweet image. Jeremy Allen White photographed by Inez & Vinoodh for Interview Magazine


Positive affirmation for today: I’m eatin da Cheetos


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It’s an outside tv liberal


There’s six types of people in this town and I hate em all


Carb loading for the race war


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