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New sequence in Kingdom Hearts 4 where you control Kairi and have to desperately try and escape from Jared Leto in the Tron world


Cuomosexuals... it's ogre...


The tragedy of Cheney's death is that it can only happen the once


One day Matt LaFleur will be punished for his numerous crimes against humanity One day...


Very fitting to finally get a remake of what is the absolute worst mainline Yakuza game where random fat dudes on the street can perfectly guard against a guy who fistfought 2 tigers and won and then just have it be the most cursed thing in existence


Put Jared Leto in the next Kingdom Hearts 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


Gavin Newsom when he heads into the city

IAmASockpuppet's tweet image. Gavin Newsom when he heads into the city

Women may not be able to shatter the glass ceiling but they sure are good at shattering glass bridges with large rocks


Aroldis Crapman


That EA sale must really suck for folks who love throwing their money at dogshit


Being hauled off to prison after the infallible AI installed in my government-mandated Sony Bravia determines that I didn't raise my arms up high enough while celebrating McDonalds and flags my account to the authorities

IAmASockpuppet's tweet image. Being hauled off to prison after the infallible AI installed in my government-mandated Sony Bravia determines that I didn't raise my arms up high enough while celebrating McDonalds and flags my account to the authorities

🚨 New directive NSPM-7 targets "anti-capitalism," “anti-Christian,” and “anti-American" opinions as indicators of extremist violence, authorizing an army of 4,000 counter-terrorism officers to prevent crimes that haven't happened: kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-nspm-…



Lard Miles had to go without eating for a few days and immediately died, rip fatso


Pre-ordered my tickets for the next event, I can't wait to see how Charlie plans on topping the craziness of the first one!

IAmASockpuppet's tweet image. Pre-ordered my tickets for the next event, I can't wait to see how Charlie plans on topping the craziness of the first one!

The security guard entering Epstein's cell


Why is the dog in Superman named Crypto? Is James Gunn using the movie to advertise his portfolio????????????


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This is a personal note. I shall only make this statement once, but there are a lot of things I need to get off my chest. I was born in England to Italian and Australian parents. I love Italy and I love Australia, but as I was born in England, I naturally love England the most.…



They should cast John Fetterman for the live-action Ganondorf


Just because Ozzy has passed does NOT mean you should gaslight yourself into actually playing Brutal Legend


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